Should porn be distributed to schools?

First of all porn is…. like a man’s pleasure. he cant have his life without porn….or can he? Mr. T and his cool and hip sidekick mr. yum yums aka Nick werz will spread the holy religion of mormonism. CAN HE DO IT?????!! YES!!!!! YES!!!! WIN!!!!!!!! with the holy power of love nicky boy will save the day and shower his love toward the american and jewish people, but the catch is he has to juggle 5 beanie babies to do his special move. THE UGLY DUCKLING MOVE!! no one can withstand the sexyness of the ugly duckling move….but he’s not alone as he has BACON LAD!!!!!!!!!!! yes this super duper daredevil can kick but with his bacon beam and his trusty bacon rope which will  sprout out evil little bacon children who will go and defeat the opponent and lastly Prinicpl NTS!!! is here to antagonize our heroes!!! He is the evil overlord of level 8 of Pallet Town of Pokemon. Will our heroes save the day? or be raped by a piece of paper? stay tuned to find out on the next adventure of  THE NICK WERZ, BACON LAD, AND NTS FILES!

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